Rom Com

[Verse 1] And the movies told me happiness Is finding a man to love me until I die And the movies told me my success Depends on how well I can be one of the guys [Pre-Chorus] Now I'm starfishing in my king-size bed I sold his real estate in my head, he's gone And I'm better, I'm better than fine Mhm, I'm better, I'm better than fine [Chorus] Ooh, fuck the romcoms Why did no one tell me this was so much fun? Ooh, fuck the romcoms Me and my vibrator get the job done [Verse 2] Take myself to dinner or wear my lingerie to bed? Call up someone casual to give me oral sex I don't need his money, I make more than him anyways Rather have a puppy over puppy love any day [Pre-Chorus] Now I'm starfishing in my king-size bed I sold his real estate in my head, he's gone And I'm better, I'm better than fine Mhm, I'm better, I'm better than fine [Chorus] Ooh, fuck the romcoms Why did no one tell me this was so much fun? Ooh, fuck the romcoms Me and my vibrator get the job done [Outro] I don't wanna be one half of another Your silver screen love's just too cookie cutter for me For me, for me, for me I don't wanna be one half of another Your silver screen love's just too cookie cutter for me Do, do, do, oh