Rom Com

[Verse 1]

And the movies told me happiness

Is finding a man to love me until I die

And the movies told me my success

Depends on how well I can be one of the guys

[Pre-Chorus]

Now I'm starfishing in my king-size bed

I sold his real estate in my head, he's gone

And I'm better, I'm better than fine

Mhm, I'm better, I'm better than fine

[Chorus]

Ooh, fuck the romcoms

Why did no one tell me this was so much fun?

Ooh, fuck the romcoms

Me and my vibrator get the job done

[Verse 2]

Take myself to dinner or wear my lingerie to bed?

Call up someone casual to give me oral sex

I don't need his money, I make more than him anyways

Rather have a puppy over puppy love any day

[Pre-Chorus]

Now I'm starfishing in my king-size bed

I sold his real estate in my head, he's gone

And I'm better, I'm better than fine

Mhm, I'm better, I'm better than fine

[Chorus]

Ooh, fuck the romcoms

Why did no one tell me this was so much fun?

Ooh, fuck the romcoms

Me and my vibrator get the job done

[Outro]

I don't wanna be one half of another

Your silver screen love's just too cookie cutter for me

For me, for me, for me

I don't wanna be one half of another

Your silver screen love's just too cookie cutter for me

Do, do, do, oh