Asshole

[Verse 1] I confess, this is probably a strange way to start But I think I'm at my best when it's straight from my heart I don't pretend that I'm an expert on the subject Or try to enforce judgment with my broken moral compass I've got a couple questions about the standards I'm guessin' I don't really want the answers 'Cause you can take a trip around your yard And come back to find another farmer diggin' out your garden A little observation taught me that it's probably Impossible to live up to whatever y'all want me to copy That's how my posse got tight and definitive I'd rather be kickin' it with my wife and my kids [Verse 2] Thanks for selecting fight or flights Place your baggage overhead, fasten your seat belts tight Welcome aboard to all the staff and the passengers Appreciate your trust as we travel through the atmosphere There's really not much to discuss It's just a war that's goin' on between the ego and the need for love And if you've needed a crutch to keep your head up I hope that it's stronger than a thousand red cups Let's keep it movin', let's seek improvement Let's reach a space where we can make believe it's beautiful It's cool you tried to cast me as the asshole I'm obviously qualified to portray that role [Verse 3] I'm always down to take half of the blame But I'm not your accident that happened in the rain I'm not the snake that convinced you to taste the apple of shame Got you starin' at the ground like it's nothing but a G-thang Praise the lord and thanks for the support Dealin' with the devil got a double-ended sword Orchestrate the fortune tellers, power up the orbs Prayers for some moisture to absorb into their pores [Verse 4] Everybody hold your square, this ain't an exhibition Don't mistake my circle as the shape of repetition Wasted all your wishes tryin' to get into position Listening to echoes inside of the tunnel vision Have you ever lost faith in the things that you held sacred? Stop compensating for all of your self-hatred There's no safe place to protect these witnesses From all the contradictions embedded into your shittiness [Verse 5] Man, listen, this is not a criticism It's just an opinion, it's like an asshole If it's none of your business, take a number and sit this one down Stop sniffin' around other people's assholes I fully understand why you're dismissive But it fits into the image you project of an asshole Stop tryin' to diagnose your symptoms Somebody call a physician and check that asshole [Outro] Hi, my name is Sean Daley, and you might know me from such films as, 'Hypocrite 2: The Double Standard' That's why the mascot thinks that I'm an asshole