Asshole

[Verse 1]

I confess, this is probably a strange way to start

But I think I'm at my best when it's straight from my heart

I don't pretend that I'm an expert on the subject

Or try to enforce judgment with my broken moral compass

I've got a couple questions about the standards

I'm guessin' I don't really want the answers

'Cause you can take a trip around your yard

And come back to find another farmer diggin' out your garden

A little observation taught me that it's probably

Impossible to live up to whatever y'all want me to copy

That's how my posse got tight and definitive

I'd rather be kickin' it with my wife and my kids

[Verse 2]

Thanks for selecting fight or flights

Place your baggage overhead, fasten your seat belts tight

Welcome aboard to all the staff and the passengers

Appreciate your trust as we travel through the atmosphere

There's really not much to discuss

It's just a war that's goin' on between the ego and the need for love

And if you've needed a crutch to keep your head up

I hope that it's stronger than a thousand red cups

Let's keep it movin', let's seek improvement

Let's reach a space where we can make believe it's beautiful

It's cool you tried to cast me as the asshole

I'm obviously qualified to portray that role

[Verse 3]

I'm always down to take half of the blame

But I'm not your accident that happened in the rain

I'm not the snake that convinced you to taste the apple of shame

Got you starin' at the ground like it's nothing but a G-thang

Praise the lord and thanks for the support

Dealin' with the devil got a double-ended sword

Orchestrate the fortune tellers, power up the orbs

Prayers for some moisture to absorb into their pores

[Verse 4]

Everybody hold your square, this ain't an exhibition

Don't mistake my circle as the shape of repetition

Wasted all your wishes tryin' to get into position

Listening to echoes inside of the tunnel vision

Have you ever lost faith in the things that you held sacred?

Stop compensating for all of your self-hatred

There's no safe place to protect these witnesses

From all the contradictions embedded into your shittiness

[Verse 5]

Man, listen, this is not a criticism

It's just an opinion, it's like an asshole

If it's none of your business, take a number and sit this one down

Stop sniffin' around other people's assholes

I fully understand why you're dismissive

But it fits into the image you project of an asshole

Stop tryin' to diagnose your symptoms

Somebody call a physician and check that asshole

[Outro]

Hi, my name is Sean Daley, and you might know me from such films as, 'Hypocrite 2: The Double Standard'

That's why the mascot thinks that I'm an asshole