I'm Five

I'm five, I'm five, I am a big girl now, I'm five I can dress myself I don't need mum, to help me anymore And when I sit in my father's chair My feet can reach the floor See that? I'm five, I'm five, I am a big girl now, I'm five I'll bet I'm old enough to hold my breath for more than half an hour You wanna see me not be afraid whenever I take my shower I'll throw this brush a mile away and kill that rattlesnake Damn I can swallow my chewing gum down and now get a bellyache! See that, I'm five, I'm five, I am a big girl now, I'm five My mother doesn't spank me just For going without a hat She knows darn well I'd run away 'Cause I'm too old for that What does she think I'm three? Not me What does she think I'm four? I'm more than four I'm even more than four and a half I'm five On April 24