I'm Five

I'm five, I'm five, I am a big girl now, I'm five

I can dress myself

I don't need mum, to help me anymore

And when I sit in my father's chair

My feet can reach the floor

See that?

I'm five, I'm five, I am a big girl now, I'm five

I'll bet I'm old enough to hold my breath for more than half an hour

You wanna see me not be afraid whenever I take my shower

I'll throw this brush a mile away and kill that rattlesnake

Damn I can swallow my chewing gum down and now get a bellyache!

See that, I'm five, I'm five, I am a big girl now, I'm five

My mother doesn't spank me just

For going without a hat

She knows darn well I'd run away

'Cause I'm too old for that

What does she think I'm three?

Not me

What does she think I'm four?

I'm more than four

I'm even more than four and a half

I'm five

On April 24