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It feels like the perfect day To torture my exes And then put on their skin Help me! Shut up, Harry! I escaped from the asylum And kidnapped all of them So I could get my revenge You're sick! Ah ha ha ha ha ha! Yeah! I got Joe, Jake, John and Kennedy All wrapped up in duct tape Bitch, give me back my fucking face Fat chance Today's the first day of a never-ending hell date It's time! Uh oh! Now, you all will be mine until the end of all time I will never let you leave Somebody call the police You better shut your mouth or I will cut your tongue out Why are you dancing like that? Because I'm a psychopath Now it's your turn to dance Ah! You just shot me in my ass You should never have dumped me Now you're all buried Let's watch Tyler Perry Please, just kill us! It's just Madea Goes To Jail Ah! My favorite movie (Hallelujah) This proves she's crazy It's making my eyes bleed Yeah! Soon you will all become members of my death cult Ah, excuse me? After the murder ritual Oh crap! Then we will spend eternity together below In hell, ah-ha-ha-ha! Uh-oh! All the rumors are true, I am Satan Yeah, we knew Now your heads must all come off BRB, I'll get the saw Dude, she dropped her cell phone Pick it up, call the Po - Po We'll be dead once they get here I have a better idea, Send! AH! What are you doing? Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! AH! We were not doing anything Eh! No matter Time to die Oh, no, no, no! I'll see you in the afterlife Hey! Hey! Drop the weapon, Miss Swift! OMG! It's Jesus! How did you find me, J.C I got a text from Jake G We're actually quite close He likes all my Facebook posts And he follows me on Twitter Anyway, back to Taylor now Time to take care of you I can't move With this holy water balloon Ah! Get that away from me, you fool! Ah Sorry, but your time here is through Ah! Yah! Oh my God! Well, my children, that's a wrap on that crazy bitch! Who wants to go to the strip club? Lap dances all on me! Yeah!