Started From the Bottom Parody

Started middle class in a wheelchair On a crappy sitcom making good cash every year Now I'm dancing stupid by a car Trying to convince you that my life was so damn hard I done had it tough from the jump Livin' wit my mamma in a nice house it was rough On top of that shit my bar mitzvah was wack I didn't get a Bentley and my cake tasted like crap Then Degrassi canned me cause I couldn't act Had to get a real job and I got promoted fast So I decided "Imma be a rap star" I met Baby and Wayne and they loved me right away They said We like how you sound so monotone And those massive eyebrows are so marketable We can tell your life's been a struggle Do you even own a Bentley? No, I dont, it's bullshit yo! Can I sign with ya'll? Dat would be cool Sure you can big boy Just meet us in the storage room Took it in the bottom now I'm signed Took it in the bottom from my new team Now I'm signed Now you can sip syrup 'til you're blind By the way did you know I'm the best skater alive? Young Moolah, baby! Tunechi! I look like a pale caveman Plus I'm a Canadian so I ain't no harder than Bieber But I like to pretend that I am Just don't tell nobody that I'm faker than Minaj's keester Why the hell are you wearing women's jeans? Hey get off of my case They make me feel pretty Tunechi! Just to remind myself I'm a douche I wear every single chain even when I'm kissing Wayne, now we Sippin' champagne on a private jet Just to prove that I am richer than you'll ever get Did I tell you guys that I skate yet? Yes! Woah what the hell is that? The engines are under stress Something is weighing this damn plane down The only explanation is Drake's big ass eyebrows I'm sorry but we have to throw you out But I started from the bottom And that's where you're ending now We're leveling out ward It was his eyebrows Yeeeaahhhh! Weezy, baby, is gonna live! Young Moolah baby! Yeah! Tunechi! Young Money!