Animals Parody

I've been a pop star for a long time People's sexiest man alive Now it's time for me To be seen as a massive creep That is why in this video I look like a sick pedo And why I'm stalking A lady like she is fresh meat My beard's gross This video's all about me Maroon 5 is nowhere to be seen I'm showing off my abs and all of my tattoos I've done commercials 'bout acne I've got a show on NBC It is time that I show you what else I can do Yeah, I can stand and wave in a hoodie I can develop photography I can hold pretend hogs of meat I can act totally crazy I can take pictures on my smartphone I can smear blood on my hot muscles This is just like American Psycho Oh, how do I make my voice so high? Breaks the windows every time I use helium, I inhale it from these balloons When I sing it sounds like the cry Of a dog about to die That's why animals always show up to my shows Go away This is the part I act real nuts And cover myself in raw meat guts Guess he forgot we're in the bathroom Sick I look so good, it's all about me I am the one fans wanna see I'm damn sick of Adam's attitude This is Maroon 5, not Maroon 1 Even though now there are lots of bots No one even knows who we are Adam, you're always the damn star Nobody wants to watch this weird shit Of course they do, especially this Check it out, now he's acting like a wolf Seriously, Adam? You didn't tell me you were gonna pour blood all over me Maroon 5? More like Moron 5 Ugh You're ruining our reputation This video's disgusting No, it's artistic It's just sick, we're tired of this shit What the hell are you doing, guys? Don't worry, it's a surprise That's totally fine As long as I get more screen time Oh, you will I don't know why, why, why, why You tied me up, I'm scared, I'm Too pretty to die, die, die No, no, no We won't kill you, but you might Want to commit suicide After what we have in mind No, no, no And now it's time that we give You a taste of your own medicine By making your ass listen To your own voice I've been a pop star for a long time People's sexiest man alive Now it's time for me To be seen as a massive creep