We Are One Parody

I pull my pants up to the sky way too goddamn high Pit bulge to the side (the left side) I look like a suited thumb Wow, he really does But I am paid by everyone (sellout life) Oil of Olay Coca Cola Pam Spray Flesh Light Pepsi Cola Walmart Bud Light RC Cola Target Kroger and now Fifa Wooooowooooo! Writing lyrics is tough So I list cities LA Miami New York Cincinnati Moscow Where are we now? Brazil I always have glasses over my eyes because they're crossed as hell My songs take zero talent to make Repeat the same five words, steal beats, yell dale If that's too hard, too hard, mumble in Spanish and make sure that your arms move, arms move like this. When I go to the library I look at pictures of kittens see this way No one knows What you are saying! I call myself Mr. Worldwide to give myself false pride and also Mr. 305. But those are both lies. Time to confess where I come from. No one cares where from. I am Dr. Evil's son. Love you dad. Love you too son. Jenny! Dale. Gotta get back in the spotlight. Two cheeks one butt and a million pounds. This ass has worked so damn hard. Screwed all the stars to get where I'm at now. Singing this song in Brazil about the NFL. (Bloody Hell!) Should have hired Shakira this sucks compared to Waka Waka. Random soccer clips But it looks like shit. Wait, I thought this was bout tennis. (I can't believe this! Why did I hire these dipshits?) Sellout life. Dale. Man? Woman? Wrong, a transvestite. If you come to Brazil you will die. Why am I here? I'm the only Brazilian star. Dumb enough to work with these idiots. Pitbull and J-lo this song sucks What you mean it sucks? We paid you fifty million bucks. Wasn't enough. To make an anthem for World Cup. What the hell's World Cup? But you don't mention World Cup once! But I said dale a bunch. You made the sport look so damn bad that we have lost all of our fans Don't worry I can win them back by playing this horn with my ass. Holly shit!