Lazy Bones

[Intro] Mmm-hmm [Verse 1] Well, it's way too soon to have the seven-year itch But he's getting cranky and I'm just a bit unsure I'll tell you what I mean You see, when we first met, I thought, "Well, this is it" But it turns out my head was just full of shining stars Things just ain't what they seem [Chorus] Ooh My cards are played (My cards are played) Oh, ooh I wanna get lazy bones out my back door Uh-huh, huh, huh, huh, yeah Mmm-hmm [Verse 2] Now I'm not the type to make the first pass But when he walked by and I saw his ash-colored eyes Well, it was like a dream Oh yes, it was And now my dreams are lying in broken bits 'Cause I know hе only loved me for my big telеvision I've got a widescreen [Chorus] Uh-huh, huh, huh, huh Ooh My cards are played (My cards are played) Oh, ah-ooh Why can't I get lazy bones out my back door? Uh-huh, huh, huh, huh, yeah Mmm-hmm [Verse 3] Well, I love getting hugged and I love getting kissed And he loves beer and he loves getting pretty drunk It goes straight to his head Oh yes, it does And I guess my mother warned me when I was five or six She said that men like him only think with their defective brains Least I think that's what she said [Chorus] Uh-huh, huh, huh, huh Ooh My cards are played (My cards are played) Oh, ah-ooh I just wanna get lazy bones out my back door Uh-huh, huh, huh, huh, yeah [Outro] (Lazy bones) Lazy bones, mmm-hmm Lazy bones (Lazy bones) Boy, you can kiss my Cheek