Lazy Bones

[Intro]

Mmm-hmm

[Verse 1]

Well, it's way too soon to have the seven-year itch

But he's getting cranky and I'm just a bit unsure

I'll tell you what I mean

You see, when we first met, I thought, "Well, this is it"

But it turns out my head was just full of shining stars

Things just ain't what they seem

[Chorus]

Ooh

My cards are played (My cards are played)

Oh, ooh

I wanna get lazy bones out my back door

Uh-huh, huh, huh, huh, yeah

Mmm-hmm

[Verse 2]

Now I'm not the type to make the first pass

But when he walked by and I saw his ash-colored eyes

Well, it was like a dream

Oh yes, it was

And now my dreams are lying in broken bits

'Cause I know hе only loved me for my big telеvision

I've got a widescreen

[Chorus]

Uh-huh, huh, huh, huh

Ooh

My cards are played (My cards are played)

Oh, ah-ooh

Why can't I get lazy bones out my back door?

Uh-huh, huh, huh, huh, yeah

Mmm-hmm

[Verse 3]

Well, I love getting hugged and I love getting kissed

And he loves beer and he loves getting pretty drunk

It goes straight to his head

Oh yes, it does

And I guess my mother warned me when I was five or six

She said that men like him only think with their defective brains

Least I think that's what she said

[Chorus]

Uh-huh, huh, huh, huh

Ooh

My cards are played (My cards are played)

Oh, ah-ooh

I just wanna get lazy bones out my back door

Uh-huh, huh, huh, huh, yeah

[Outro]

(Lazy bones) Lazy bones, mmm-hmm

Lazy bones (Lazy bones)

Boy, you can kiss my

Cheek