Lazy Bones (Live)

[Verse 1] Well its way too soon to have the seven year itch But he's getting cranky and I'm just a bit... unsure I'll tell you what I mean You see when we first met I thought well this is it But it turns out my head was just full of sh...ining stars Things just ain't what they seem [Chorus] Ooh, my cards are played, my cards are played Ooh, I wanna get lazy bones out my back door Ooh, ooh, huh yeah [Verse 2] Now I'm not the type to make the first pass But when he walked by and I saw his as...h colored eyes Well it was like a dream... oh yes it was Now my dreams are lying in broken bits And I know he only loved me for my big T...elevision I've got a wide screen! [Chorus] Ooh, my cards are played, my cards are played Ooh, I wanna get lazy bones out my back door Ooh, ooh, huh yeah [Verse 2] Well I love getting hugged and I love getting kissed And he loves beer and he loves getting p...retty drunk It goes straight to his head oh yes it does And I guess my mother warned me when I was 5 or 6 She said that men like him only think with their de...fective brains Least I think that's what she said [Chorus] Ooh, my cards are played, my cards are played Ooh, I wanna get lazy bones out my back door Ooh, ooh, huh yeah Lazy bones, Lazy bones Boy you can kiss my...