Lazy Bones (Live)

[Verse 1]

Well its way too soon to have the seven year itch

But he's getting cranky and I'm just a bit... unsure

I'll tell you what I mean

You see when we first met I thought well this is it

But it turns out my head was just full of sh...ining stars

Things just ain't what they seem

[Chorus]

Ooh, my cards are played, my cards are played

Ooh, I wanna get lazy bones out my back door

Ooh, ooh, huh yeah

[Verse 2]

Now I'm not the type to make the first pass

But when he walked by and I saw his as...h colored eyes

Well it was like a dream... oh yes it was

Now my dreams are lying in broken bits

And I know he only loved me for my big T...elevision

I've got a wide screen!

[Chorus]

Ooh, my cards are played, my cards are played

Ooh, I wanna get lazy bones out my back door

Ooh, ooh, huh yeah

[Verse 2]

Well I love getting hugged and I love getting kissed

And he loves beer and he loves getting p...retty drunk

It goes straight to his head oh yes it does

And I guess my mother warned me when I was 5 or 6

She said that men like him only think with their de...fective brains

Least I think that's what she said

[Chorus]

Ooh, my cards are played, my cards are played

Ooh, I wanna get lazy bones out my back door

Ooh, ooh, huh yeah

Lazy bones, Lazy bones

Boy you can kiss my...