Oh Oh Oh

There's a horse tied to my ankle, a dog hanging off my elbow A dirty old ashtray comin' out of my mouth They stuff me with straw and dress me up like a scarecrow And the birds going crazy in my face And I said, "oh oh ooooooooh!" Well I was covered with honey and stuck under a beehive I was thrown out in the bullring all dressed in red The way things have been going lately I think I was better off dead I said, "oh oh ooooooh" I crossed my hands together in prayer Angels came down and told me it was no good I said, "What the hell do you think you even know?" "I'm only trying to beliеve in God" I said, "oh oh ohhh"