Oh Oh Oh

There's a horse tied to my ankle, a dog hanging off my elbow

A dirty old ashtray comin' out of my mouth

They stuff me with straw and dress me up like a scarecrow

And the birds going crazy in my face

And I said, "oh oh ooooooooh!"

Well I was covered with honey and stuck under a beehive

I was thrown out in the bullring all dressed in red

The way things have been going lately

I think I was better off dead

I said, "oh oh ooooooh"

I crossed my hands together in prayer

Angels came down and told me it was no good

I said, "What the hell do you think you even know?"

"I'm only trying to beliеve in God"

I said, "oh oh ohhh"