Poisoning Claude

[Verse 1] When you jumped into the lake I thought I'd made a mistake In letting you go But the whole Pacific Ocean couldn't drown you And a thousand men couldn't tame you And a thousand milligrams of morphine Wouldn't kill you [Chorus] You'd have wished you'd never left your room Knowing damn well you'd fall so soon For a game of kiss and tell You'd have wished you'd never left your room Knowing damn well you'd fall so soon For a game of kiss and tell [Verse 2] And when you chopped off your thumb I had to applaud your gumption But I could not bring myself to applaud The time you poisoned Claude With a dash of this and a dash of that His head went purple and that was that [Pre-Chorus] My feet are sore, I fear I'm just a borе There are things wе'd rather ignore And things to die for My feet are sore, I fear I'm just a bore There are things we'd rather ignore And things to die for [Chorus] You'd have wished you'd never left your room Knowing damn well you'd fall so soon For a game of kiss and tell You'd have wished you'd never left your room Knowing damn well you'd fall so soon For a game of kiss and tell