Poisoning Claude

[Verse 1]

When you jumped into the lake

I thought I'd made a mistake

In letting you go

But the whole Pacific Ocean couldn't drown you

And a thousand men couldn't tame you

And a thousand milligrams of morphine

Wouldn't kill you

[Chorus]

You'd have wished you'd never left your room

Knowing damn well you'd fall so soon

For a game of kiss and tell

You'd have wished you'd never left your room

Knowing damn well you'd fall so soon

For a game of kiss and tell

[Verse 2]

And when you chopped off your thumb

I had to applaud your gumption

But I could not bring myself to applaud

The time you poisoned Claude

With a dash of this and a dash of that

His head went purple and that was that

[Pre-Chorus]

My feet are sore, I fear I'm just a borе

There are things wе'd rather ignore

And things to die for

My feet are sore, I fear I'm just a bore

There are things we'd rather ignore

And things to die for

[Chorus]

You'd have wished you'd never left your room

Knowing damn well you'd fall so soon

For a game of kiss and tell

You'd have wished you'd never left your room

Knowing damn well you'd fall so soon

For a game of kiss and tell