[Verse 1]
Bus stop bench
Alex's camel crush
Courthouse speaks
Jeffersonian
Don't get mad at the city rush
When the entertainer phones it in
Dug boots on neon orange laces
Salutes us to an empty face
This ain't the time or the place
To make us all phone it in
[Chorus]
I'm just glad I don't have to talk to
I'm just glad I don't have to talk to
Anyone
[Verse 2]
She's anti-social-media
All of them likes just make you greedier
There's no need to be needier
When the entertainer phones it in
Nicotine gum chewing power plant
Crazy motherfucking river-jumping tyrant
Hahaha, I'll call you back when I can't
Well I'm never gonna phone it in
[Chorus]
I'm just glad I don't have to talk to
I'm just glad I don't have to talk to
Anyone
I'm just glad I don't have to talk to
I'm just glad I don't have to talk to
Anyone
[Bridge]
And all the people say
Bla bla bla
Blablablablabla
Bla bla bla
Blablablablabla
Bla bla bla
Blablablablabla
And all the Kwellerheads say
Sha sha sha
Shashashashasha
La la la
Papapapapa
Papapapapa
[Chorus]
I'm just glad I don't have to talk to
I'm just glad I don't have to talk to
Anyone
I'm just glad I don't have to talk to
I'm so glad I don't have to talk to
Anyone
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