Park Harvey Fire Drill

[Verse 1]

Bus stop bench

Alex's camel crush

Courthouse speaks

Jeffersonian

Don't get mad at the city rush

When the entertainer phones it in

Dug boots on neon orange laces

Salutes us to an empty face

This ain't the time or the place

To make us all phone it in

[Chorus]

I'm just glad I don't have to talk to

I'm just glad I don't have to talk to

Anyone

[Verse 2]

She's anti-social-media

All of them likes just make you greedier

There's no need to be needier

When the entertainer phones it in

Nicotine gum chewing power plant

Crazy motherfucking river-jumping tyrant

Hahaha, I'll call you back when I can't

Well I'm never gonna phone it in

[Chorus]

I'm just glad I don't have to talk to

I'm just glad I don't have to talk to

Anyone

I'm just glad I don't have to talk to

I'm just glad I don't have to talk to

Anyone

[Bridge]

And all the people say

Bla bla bla

Blablablablabla

Bla bla bla

Blablablablabla

Bla bla bla

Blablablablabla

And all the Kwellerheads say

Sha sha sha

Shashashashasha

La la la

Papapapapa

Papapapapa

[Chorus]

I'm just glad I don't have to talk to

I'm just glad I don't have to talk to

Anyone

I'm just glad I don't have to talk to

I'm so glad I don't have to talk to

Anyone