Money For Nothing

[Verse 1] Lord, look at them yo-yos, that's the way you do it You play the guitar on the MTV That ain't workin' that's the way you do it Money for nothin' and chicks for free Man, that ain't workin' that's the way you do it And lemme tell you brother, them guys ain't dumb Maybe get a blister on your little finger Maybe get a blister on your thumb [Chorus] We got to install microwave ovens Custom kitchen deliveries We got to move these refrigerators We got to move these color TVs [Verse 2] See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup? Yeah buddy, that's his own hair Yeah, that little faggot got his own jet airplane That little faggot, he's a millionaire [Chorus] We got to install microwave ovens Custom kitchen deliveries We got to move these refrigerators We got to move these color TVs [Verse 3: Knopfler and Sting] You shoulda learned to play the guitar Man, you shoulda learned to bang them drums And look at that mama, got it stickin' in the camera Yeah, we could have some fun And he's up there, what's that? Hawaiian noises? Bangin' on the bongos like a chimpanzee That ain't workin', that's the way you do it You get your money for nothin', get your chicks for free [Chorus] We got to install microwave ovens Custom kitchen deliveries We got to move these refrigerators We got to move these color TVs [Outro] I want my, I want my I want my MTV We want our MTV But that ain't workin' that's the way you do it You play the guitar on the MTV Yeah that ain't workin', that's the way you do it You get your money for nothin', and your chicks for free Money for nothin', and chicks for free You get your money for nothin', and your chicks for free