Money For Nothing

[Verse 1]

Lord, look at them yo-yos, that's the way you do it

You play the guitar on the MTV

That ain't workin' that's the way you do it

Money for nothin' and chicks for free

Man, that ain't workin' that's the way you do it

And lemme tell you brother, them guys ain't dumb

Maybe get a blister on your little finger

Maybe get a blister on your thumb

[Chorus]

We got to install microwave ovens

Custom kitchen deliveries

We got to move these refrigerators

We got to move these color TVs

[Verse 2]

See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup?

Yeah buddy, that's his own hair

Yeah, that little faggot got his own jet airplane

That little faggot, he's a millionaire

[Chorus]

We got to install microwave ovens

Custom kitchen deliveries

We got to move these refrigerators

We got to move these color TVs

[Verse 3: Knopfler and Sting]

You shoulda learned to play the guitar

Man, you shoulda learned to bang them drums

And look at that mama, got it stickin' in the camera

Yeah, we could have some fun

And he's up there, what's that? Hawaiian noises?

Bangin' on the bongos like a chimpanzee

That ain't workin', that's the way you do it

You get your money for nothin', get your chicks for free

[Chorus]

We got to install microwave ovens

Custom kitchen deliveries

We got to move these refrigerators

We got to move these color TVs

[Outro]

I want my, I want my

I want my MTV

We want our MTV

But that ain't workin' that's the way you do it

You play the guitar on the MTV

Yeah that ain't workin', that's the way you do it

You get your money for nothin', and your chicks for free

Money for nothin', and chicks for free

You get your money for nothin', and your chicks for free