Air Pun (skit)

(Pun snoring on a plane) [Female Flight Attendant] Sir, can you wake up please? Sir, you're disturbing the other passengers sir Sir, can you wake up please? Sir please, wake up Sir (Pun wakes up, coughs, farts, then burps) [Different Female Flight Attendant over speaker] Attention passengers, this is your stewardess Edie Chacone On flight 560 We will be reaching our destination point of San Juan, Puerto Rico within the next 5 minutes Please fasten your seat belts and have your seats in an upright position Thank you for flying Air Goya