Air Pun (skit)

(Pun snoring on a plane)

[Female Flight Attendant]

Sir, can you wake up please?

Sir, you're disturbing the other passengers sir

Sir, can you wake up please?

Sir please, wake up

Sir

(Pun wakes up, coughs, farts, then burps)

[Different Female Flight Attendant over speaker]

Attention passengers, this is your stewardess Edie Chacone

On flight 560

We will be reaching our destination point of San Juan, Puerto Rico within the next 5 minutes

Please fasten your seat belts and have your seats in an upright position

Thank you for flying Air Goya