The Bartender

[Verse 1] Mr. Bourbon and Coke laughs At all of my jokes when he's drinking Mr. Martini stares and he Never shares what he's thinking [Verse 2] Miss Sexy Red Wine tells me at closing time That she'll phone me Mr. Whiskey Shot Glass watches hookers Walk past when he's lonely [Chorus] I'm a bartender I pour the drinks Laugh with the sinners And cry with the saints And even if they don't remember I try to make their bar tender [Verse 3] Mr. Never Does Tip says That none of his kids ever call home Mrs. Chews On Her Lip tells someone She's at work on her cell phone [Verse 4] Mrs. Husband Just Died always Breaks down and cries on the weekends Just another long night in a Bartender's life with some good friends [Chorus] I'm a bartender I pour the drinks Laugh with the sinners And cry with the saints And even if they don't remember I try to make their bar tender [Outro] And even if they don't remember I try to make their bar tender