The Bartender

[Verse 1]

Mr. Bourbon and Coke laughs

At all of my jokes when he's drinking

Mr. Martini stares and he

Never shares what he's thinking

[Verse 2]

Miss Sexy Red Wine tells me at closing time

That she'll phone me

Mr. Whiskey Shot Glass watches hookers

Walk past when he's lonely

[Chorus]

I'm a bartender

I pour the drinks

Laugh with the sinners

And cry with the saints

And even if they don't remember

I try to make their bar tender

[Verse 3]

Mr. Never Does Tip says

That none of his kids ever call home

Mrs. Chews On Her Lip tells someone

She's at work on her cell phone

[Verse 4]

Mrs. Husband Just Died always

Breaks down and cries on the weekends

Just another long night in a

Bartender's life with some good friends

[Chorus]

I'm a bartender

I pour the drinks

Laugh with the sinners

And cry with the saints

And even if they don't remember

I try to make their bar tender

[Outro]

And even if they don't remember

I try to make their bar tender