13 Miles

[Spoken Intro: Tom DeLonge, Mark Hoppus] I got nothin' to say! Hey! He's okay! You're okay, man, you're swell I'm alright I fell down quiet some amp, and then– I'm okay Hey, um, we wanna take a couple minutes and thank every single one of you by name And I'll start with you; what's your name? (Jessie!) Okay, thanks, girl, just wanna say thank you What's your name? Alright, hold on a second We're startin' all over Thank you, Will *chuckles* Hey, uhhhh, how about I grab a guitar, and, uh, I'll feel some boobies? Boobies! Boobies! [Verse 1: Mark Hoppus] 13 miles down the road, lives a young boy He's got jet black hair and blue-green eyes And he's mine And every now and then, he and I Would sit together on the porch And I take off his pants And I fuck him from behind [Verse 2: Mark Hoppus] And I love him for his heart and soul And I love his wrinkled scrotum too [Outro: Mark Hoppus, Tom DeLonge] So, if you see us passin' by On some dreary rainy day Take a look at the young boy And his naked asshole (Now, that's a hit!)