13 Miles

[Spoken Intro: Tom DeLonge, Mark Hoppus]

I got nothin' to say!

Hey! He's okay!

You're okay, man, you're swell

I'm alright

I fell down quiet some amp, and then– I'm okay

Hey, um, we wanna take a couple minutes and thank every single one of you by name

And I'll start with you; what's your name? (Jessie!)

Okay, thanks, girl, just wanna say thank you

What's your name?

Alright, hold on a second

We're startin' all over

Thank you, Will *chuckles*

Hey, uhhhh, how about I grab a guitar, and, uh, I'll feel some boobies?

Boobies! Boobies!

[Verse 1: Mark Hoppus]

13 miles down the road, lives a young boy

He's got jet black hair and blue-green eyes

And he's mine

And every now and then, he and I

Would sit together on the porch

And I take off his pants

And I fuck him from behind

[Verse 2: Mark Hoppus]

And I love him for his heart and soul

And I love his wrinkled scrotum too

[Outro: Mark Hoppus, Tom DeLonge]

So, if you see us passin' by

On some dreary rainy day

Take a look at the young boy

And his naked asshole

(Now, that's a hit!)