Lo and Behold! (Take 2)

[Verse 1] I pulled out for San Anton' I never felt so good My woman said she'd meet me there And of course, I knew she would The coachman, he hit me for my hook And he asked me my name I give it to him right away Then I hung my head in shame [Chorus] Lo and behold! Lo and behold! Looking for my lo and behold Get me outta here, my dear man! [Verse 2] I come into Pittsburgh At six-thirty flat I found myself a vacant seat An' I put down my hat "What’s the matter, Molly, dear What’s the matter with your mound?" "What’s it to ya, Moby Dick? This is chicken town!" [Chorus] Lo and behold! Lo and behold! Looking for my lo and behold Get me outta here, my dear man! [Verse 3] I bought myself A herd of moose One day she could call her own She came out the very next day To see where they had flown I'm going down to Tennessee Get me a truck or something Gonna save my money and rip it up [Chorus] Lo and behold! Lo and behold! Looking for my lo and behold Get me outta here, my dear man! [Verse 4] Now, I come in on a Ferris wheel And boys, I sure was slick I come in like a ton of bricks Laid a few tricks on them Going' back to Pittsburgh Count up to thirty Round that horn and ride that herd Gonna thread up [Chorus] Lo and behold! Lo and behold! Lookingg for my lo and behold Get me outta here, my dear man!