Lo and Behold! (Take 2)

[Verse 1]

I pulled out for San Anton'

I never felt so good

My woman said she'd meet me there

And of course, I knew she would

The coachman, he hit me for my hook

And he asked me my name

I give it to him right away

Then I hung my head in shame

[Chorus]

Lo and behold! Lo and behold!

Looking for my lo and behold

Get me outta here, my dear man!

[Verse 2]

I come into Pittsburgh

At six-thirty flat

I found myself a vacant seat

An' I put down my hat

"What’s the matter, Molly, dear

What’s the matter with your mound?"

"What’s it to ya, Moby Dick?

This is chicken town!"

[Chorus]

Lo and behold! Lo and behold!

Looking for my lo and behold

Get me outta here, my dear man!

[Verse 3]

I bought myself

A herd of moose

One day she could call her own

She came out the very next day

To see where they had flown

I'm going down to Tennessee

Get me a truck or something

Gonna save my money and rip it up

[Chorus]

Lo and behold! Lo and behold!

Looking for my lo and behold

Get me outta here, my dear man!

[Verse 4]

Now, I come in on a Ferris wheel

And boys, I sure was slick

I come in like a ton of bricks

Laid a few tricks on them

Going' back to Pittsburgh

Count up to thirty

Round that horn and ride that herd

Gonna thread up

[Chorus]

Lo and behold! Lo and behold!

Lookingg for my lo and behold

Get me outta here, my dear man!