Million Dollar Bash (Take 1)

[Verse 1] Well, that big dumb blonde with her wheel all gorged And Turtle, that friend of hers, with his checks all forged And his cheeks in a chunk, with his cheese in the cash They're all gonna be there at that million dollar bash [Chorus] Ooh, baby, ooh-ee Ooh, baby, ooh-ee It's that million dollar bash [Verse 2] Everybody from right now to over there and back The louder they come, the bigger they crack Come now, sweet cream, don't forget to flash We're all gonna meet at that million dollar bash [Chorus] Ooh, baby, ooh-ee Ooh, baby, ooh-ee It's that million dollar bash [Verse 3] Well, I talked to my counselor out to the barn Silly Nelly was there, she told him a yarn Then along came Jonеs, emptied the trash Evеrybody went down to that million dollar bash [Chorus] Ooh, baby, ooh-ee Ooh, baby, ooh-ee It's that million dollar bash [Verse 4] Well, I'm hitting it too hard, my stones won't take I get up in the morning but it's too early to wake First it's hello, goodbye then push and then crash But we're all gonna make it at that million dollar bash [Chorus] Ooh, baby, ooh-ee Ooh, baby, ooh-ee It's that million dollar bash [Verse 5] Well, I looked at my watch, I looked at my wrist I punched myself in the face with my fist I took my potatoes down to be mashed Then I made it on down to that million dollar bash [Chorus] Ooh, baby, ooh-ee Ooh, baby, ooh-ee It’s that million dollar bash