Sneaky Pete

[Linda:] Wha... What are we workin' with here? What's going on? Are these cougars? [Singers:] When you hear that buzzing sound Sneaky Pete is coming 'round All the girls like to get freaky With a freak that's pretty sneaky Light some candles, draw a bath For Sneaky Pete, you do the math He will catch you off your feet And his name is Sneaky Pete (instrumental) He is Pete, and he's freaky, freaky, freaky Sneaky Pete He's uniquе-y, nique-y, nique-y Sneaky Pеte Make you shrieky, shrieky, shrieky Sneaky Pete [Louise:] Woo! Tonight everybody gets hazed! [Gene:] My sisters are my brothers! I'm gonna go pee out a window! [Bob:] Wait. Why is everybody holding vibrators? [Singers:] He is Pete And he's freaky, freaky, freaky Sneaky Pete He's unique-y, nique-y, nique-y Sneaky Pete Make you shrieky, shrieky, shrieky Sneaky Pete. (Ah-ha!) So sneaky He is Pete, and he's freaky, freaky, freaky Sneaky Pete He's unique-y, nique-y, nique-y Sneaky Pete Make you shrieky, shrieky, shrieky Sneaky Pete [Linda:] I want to go home with you with your bedside drawer and live there forever