Sneaky Pete

[Linda:]

Wha... What are we workin' with here? What's going on? Are these cougars?

[Singers:]

When you hear that buzzing sound

Sneaky Pete is coming 'round

All the girls like to get freaky

With a freak that's pretty sneaky

Light some candles, draw a bath

For Sneaky Pete, you do the math

He will catch you off your feet

And his name is Sneaky Pete

(instrumental)

He is Pete, and he's freaky, freaky, freaky Sneaky Pete

He's uniquе-y, nique-y, nique-y Sneaky Pеte

Make you shrieky, shrieky, shrieky Sneaky Pete

[Louise:]

Woo! Tonight everybody gets hazed!

[Gene:]

My sisters are my brothers! I'm gonna go pee out a window!

[Bob:]

Wait. Why is everybody holding vibrators?

[Singers:]

He is Pete

And he's freaky, freaky, freaky Sneaky Pete

He's unique-y, nique-y, nique-y Sneaky Pete

Make you shrieky, shrieky, shrieky Sneaky Pete. (Ah-ha!)

So sneaky

He is Pete, and he's freaky, freaky, freaky Sneaky Pete

He's unique-y, nique-y, nique-y Sneaky Pete

Make you shrieky, shrieky, shrieky Sneaky Pete

[Linda:]

I want to go home with you with your bedside drawer and live there forever