Scaring Myself

What are you doin'? You've fallen apart in the last 20 seconds Oops... I just was... She slams the front door 'Cause she knows that I can't stand it Gives me the finger 'Cause she knows I'm wrapped around it She calls me sweetheart 'Cause she knows it makes me weak She stepped in dog poo And I'm still kissing her feet Can you believe how this girl treats me like a king? She took more than she gave to me I gave my love, I got an STD If she comes home, I hope that she'll marry me I wanna tell her that it's over now Hey look I'm arguing with myself I think that my girlfriend is bad for my mental health Now I'm scaring myself The rollercoaster makes me sick And she knows it That's why she always insists that I go on it She told her friends that I need therapy, yea I need a self-help group or a lobotomy Can you believe how this girl treats me like a king? She took more than she gave to me I gave my love, I got an STD If she comes home, I hope that she'll marry me I wanna tell her that it's over now Hey look I'm arguing with myself I think that my girlfriend is bad for my mental health Now I'm scaring myself I'm wakin' up Gettin' out Wakin' up Gettin' out I'm wakin' up Gettin' out I wanna tell her that it's over now Hey look I'm arguing with myself I think that my girlfriend is bad for my mental health She took more than she gave to me I gave my love, I got an STD If she comes home, I hope that she'll marry me I wanna tell her that it's over now Hey look I'm arguing with myself I think that my girlfriend is bad for my mental health And now I'm really scaring myself