Average

[Intro (Spoken)] Nice, nice [Verse 1] You've got a nice little body And nice little mind You're a nice little person With a nice behind Yeah [Chorus] Average house Average car Average wife She'll go far [Verse 2] You've got a nice little family In a nice little street You go out on a Sunday For a nice little treat [Chorus] Average dog Average cat Average this Average that [Bridge] (Ooh, you're only average) (Ooh, you're only average) Hello? But there has to be more to my life No, there is no more than this Then has it been worth all the strife? No, it is not worth a life Average, average You're only average Average, average Who's only average? Average, average You're only average Average, average You're only average (Ooh, you're only average) (Ooh, you're only average) [Verse 3] You've got a nice little office In a nice part of town You've got a nice secretary In a nice wedding gown [Chorus] Average Jack Average Jill Average Jack Average Jill [Outro] Average cat Average nights