Average

[Intro (Spoken)]

Nice, nice

[Verse 1]

You've got a nice little body

And nice little mind

You're a nice little person

With a nice behind

Yeah

[Chorus]

Average house

Average car

Average wife

She'll go far

[Verse 2]

You've got a nice little family

In a nice little street

You go out on a Sunday

For a nice little treat

[Chorus]

Average dog

Average cat

Average this

Average that

[Bridge]

(Ooh, you're only average)

(Ooh, you're only average)

Hello?

But there has to be more to my life

No, there is no more than this

Then has it been worth all the strife?

No, it is not worth a life

Average, average

You're only average

Average, average

Who's only average?

Average, average

You're only average

Average, average

You're only average

(Ooh, you're only average)

(Ooh, you're only average)

[Verse 3]

You've got a nice little office

In a nice part of town

You've got a nice secretary

In a nice wedding gown

[Chorus]

Average Jack

Average Jill

Average Jack

Average Jill

[Outro]

Average cat

Average nights