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Meathook Manicure Lyrics — Brainiac | Dork

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Brainiac
Meathook Manicure Lyrics

Lyrics

Meathook Manicure

From Bonsai Superstar1994

Written by John Schmersal, Juan Monasterio, Tim Taylor, Tyler Trent

Produced by Eli Janney

Lyrics

Meathook Manicure

[Verse] Drugstore carnivore A bit too curious Can't get up Can't get down The elevator's on a distant floor Stuttering through the turnstile With the meathook of a pedophile But there's no crime Just a meeting for a meathook manicure

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About this track

"Meathook Manicure" is a song by Brainiac from the album Bonsai Superstar, released in 1994. The song was written by John Schmersal, Juan Monasterio, Tim Taylor, Tyler Trent. It was produced by Eli Janney.

Brainiac profile →Bonsai Superstar album →Track profile →

Contributors

John Schmersal— 62 credits as songwriter →
Tim Taylor— 98 credits as songwriter →
Eli Janney— 47 credits as producer →
Tim Taylor— 98 credits as songwriter →
John Schmersal— 62 credits as songwriter →
Juan Monasterio— 66 credits as songwriter →
Tim Taylor— 98 credits as songwriter →

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