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Brainiac – Meathook Manicure (1994) | Track profile | Dork

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Bonsai Superstar
Meathook Manicure

TRACK

Meathook Manicure

Release date: 21st November 1994

From Bonsai Superstar

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About This Track

"Meathook Manicure" is a track by Brainiac, from the album Bonsai Superstar, released 21st November 1994. Full lyrics are available below.

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Brainiac

Brainiac

Lyrics

Meathook Manicure

[Verse]

Drugstore carnivore

A bit too curious

Can't get up

Can't get down

The elevator's on a distant floor

Stuttering through the turnstile

With the meathook of a pedophile

But there's no crime

Just a meeting for a meathook manicure

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Track details

From Bonsai Superstar

1994

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Album

Bonsai Superstar

Release year

1994

—To the Baby-Counter
—Radio Apeshot
—Flypaper
—Collide
—Transmission After Zero
—You Wrecked My Hair
—Status: Choke
—Sexual Frustration
—Meathook Manicure
—Hot Metal Doberman's
—Juicy (On a Cadillac)
—Fucking with the Altimiter
—Hands of the Genius

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Writer: John Schmersal, Juan Monasterio, Tim Taylor, Tyler Trent
Producer: Eli Janney
Guitar: John Schmersal
Keyboards: Tim Taylor
Vocals: Tim Taylor