The Worst Country Song of All Time

This is the worst country song of all time And it goes I hate beer and honky-tonk women I don't eat deer and I can't stand fishin' And I don't know the words to "Family Tradition" "Folsom Prison" or "Walk The Line" And I think sweet tea is overrrated And all dirt roads were made for pavin' Yeah, this is the worst country song of all time And the chorus goes I love cities and traffic jams I don't want a house on a piece of land I deserve a bunch of money and a minivan But I don't wanna earn a dime Old Yeller didn't make me sad I think we should change the American flag Yeah, this is the worst country song of all time The second verse goes I think trucks are a waste of gas If you disagree well cancel that 'Cause my momma never whipped my ass, huh I guess she never tried Man, stick a fork in the constitution I support Kim Jong-Un and Putin Yeah, this is the worst country song of all time And the chorus goes I love cities and traffic jams I don't want a house on a piece of land I deserve a bunch of money and a minivan But I don't wanna earn a dime Old Yeller didn't make me sad I think we should change the american flag Yeah, this is the worst country song of all time And the bridge goes I'm too good for solo cups Your momma's homemade fried chicken sucks Boots ain't made to get scuffed up How you like that saxophone? Yeah, my neck ain't red, John Deeres are blue And you're as country as caviar If you think that's true and this song's a joke But if it ain't for you then I know your favorite song And it goes like I love cities and traffic jams I don't want a house on a piece of land I deserve a bunch of money and a minivan But I don't wanna earn a dime Old Yeller didn't make me sad I think we should change the american flag Yeah, this is the worst country song of all time