The Worst Country Song of All Time

This is the worst country song of all time
And it goes

I hate beer and honky-tonk women
I don't eat deer and I can't stand fishin'
And I don't know the words to "Family Tradition"
"Folsom Prison" or "Walk The Line"
And I think sweet tea is overrrated
And all dirt roads were made for pavin'
Yeah, this is the worst country song of all time
And the chorus goes

I love cities and traffic jams
I don't want a house on a piece of land
I deserve a bunch of money and a minivan
But I don't wanna earn a dime
Old Yeller didn't make me sad
I think we should change the American flag
Yeah, this is the worst country song of all time

The second verse goes
I think trucks are a waste of gas
If you disagree well cancel that
'Cause my momma never whipped my ass, huh
I guess she never tried
Man, stick a fork in the constitution
I support Kim Jong-Un and Putin
Yeah, this is the worst country song of all time
And the chorus goes

I love cities and traffic jams
I don't want a house on a piece of land
I deserve a bunch of money and a minivan
But I don't wanna earn a dime
Old Yeller didn't make me sad
I think we should change the american flag
Yeah, this is the worst country song of all time

And the bridge goes
I'm too good for solo cups
Your momma's homemade fried chicken sucks
Boots ain't made to get scuffed up
How you like that saxophone?
Yeah, my neck ain't red, John Deeres are blue
And you're as country as caviar
If you think that's true and this song's a joke
But if it ain't for you then I know your favorite song
And it goes like

I love cities and traffic jams
I don't want a house on a piece of land
I deserve a bunch of money and a minivan
But I don't wanna earn a dime
Old Yeller didn't make me sad
I think we should change the american flag
Yeah, this is the worst country song of all time