In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth
Then He created the waters and the land
And then He created man
But man degenerated
And descended into the black hole of making bad music
So a darkness fell all around
Only He could know of the storm that was coming
The hurricane that was brewing
Yes, there was something wrong, something missing
There was no rock music!
So He sent an angel
And out of the mist, that angel came
He wore boots, blue jeans
And a baseball cap
He had a big ol' smile like a welcome mat
How cool is that?
Then all the world went silent and they looked up
Because they wall wanted to hear what he had to say
And after a moment's silence, he said
"Let there be guitar!
Drums
Bass
Piano
Let there be a kick-ass, kick-ass rockin' band
Let's go"
Oh-oh
Oh, yeah
Alright
Well, if you're looking for fun, turn the music on
Let's light a real big fire
If you wanna blast, let's kick some ass
And raise the roof a little bit higher
If you need a rush, grab your favorite crush
Gotta go against the grain
If you're here for the show, and you're ready to go
Let's ride this crazy train
If you like some kick-ass rockin' music
We're a kick-ass rockin' band
If you can't play a lick, just play anything
Raise hell and clap your hands
Spread the word, bring your friends
The whole wide world is joining in
If you love some kick-ass rockin' music
We're a kick-ass rockin' band
Oh, yeah
If you want the good back in the good times
Get the grease back in your gears
C'mon, bang your drum and make your guitar strum
Put the buzz back in your beer
If you want a real sure thing, let the singer sing
Turn the tunes on up to ten
If you had a long hard day, you need to get away
It's time to rock 'n' roll again
If you want some kick-ass rockin' music
We're a kick-ass rockin' band
If you can't play a lick, just play anything
Raise hell and clap your hands
Spread the word, bring your friends
The whole wide world is joining in
If you love kick-ass rockin' music
We're a kick-ass rockin' band
Ah, that's right
Kick-ass
Oh, yeah, yeah
Oh, let's go
Oh, if you like kick-ass rockin' music
Make some noise and clap your hands
If you want some kick-ass rockin' music
We're a kick-ass rockin' band, yeah
Kick-ass rockin' music
We're a kick-ass rockin' band
If you can't play a lick, just play anything
Raise hell and clap your hands
Spread the word, bring your friends
The whole wide world is joining in
If you love some kick-ass rockin' music
We're a kick-ass rockin' band
(Whoa) oh, yeah
(Whoa)
(Whoa) yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
(Whoa) everybody say (whoa)
C'mon, spread the word (whoa)
Bring all your friends (whoa)
C'mon, join hands (whoa)
And join a kick-ass rockin' band
