FOR THE RECORD

[Chorus] Please state your name for the record Cal Scruby in this motherfucker, yeah, present Please state your name for the record Cal Scruby in this motherfucker right here [Verse 1] A master of none but a jack of all trades Lately, I've been slacking off fapping all day Scatterbrained, always getting mad at small things Prolly 'cause somebody threw my Adderall away It's best if we don't go dig in the trash Please stay out the yard, snakes live in the grass 30 milligrams that I hid in thе stash Had to split the shit in half just to finish the task From the mеtro to a digital dash I reminisce on the past when I was sitting in class And I was hoping they would sign me like the kid with a cast It's too late now, don't even ask me that I use ten percent of my brain, half my libido Any more than that is probably bad for the ego Thinkin' 'bout your dad's big ass in a Speedo Lookin' like an old tan, fat Tim Tebow Now I'm bricked up like Shaq at the free throw line It's hard being me sometimes An eye for an eye, if you see both sides You can watch the blind lead the blind [Pre-Chorus] I solemnly swear to tell the truth The whole truth, and nothing but the truth There's no reason to lie Got nothing to hide, got nothing to lose I'm still here, y'all can't get rid of me (I'm still here, y'all can't get rid of me) I'm still here, y'all can't get rid of me (Sheeeeeit) [Chorus] Please state your name for the record Cal Scruby in this motherfucker, yeah, present Please state your name for the record Cal Scruby in this motherfucker right here [Verse 2] Saturday, I sat around thinkin' "Who's next?" Didn't wonder why the Feds haven't made a move yet The guy on the Channel 9 news Said they found five suits dead in a toolshed So there's gotta be a screw loose in the dude's head He a crack-pusher, everything he use bootleg No U87, no Bluetooth tech He just walk up in the studio and paint the room red Like he Bob Ross carryin' a sawed off shotgun Holdin' that baby like it's a Dachsund, blaow Talkin' like he not top ten, bitch, how? He locked in, someone call the locksmith now Cracked the code, I can't believe that worked The password just "password" backwards On his laptop, found a half-verse It's a manifesto, they my last words [Pre-Chorus] I solemnly swear to tell the truth The whole truth, and nothing but the truth There's no reason to lie Got nothing to hide, got nothing to lose I'm still here, y'all can't get rid of me (I'm still here, y'all can't get rid of me) I'm still here, y'all can't get rid of me (Sheeeeeit) [Chorus] Please state your name for the record Cal Scruby in this motherfucker, yeah, present Please state your name for the record Cal Scruby in this motherfucker right here [Outro: Clay Davis] Think I'm gonna be the scapegoat for the whole damn machine? Sheeeeeit