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HELL IS REAL by Cal Scruby

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Cal Scruby

HELL IS REAL

From THE DEVIL YOU DON’T2026

Written by Cal Scruby

Produced by Steezefield

Lyrics

HELL IS REAL

[Chorus]

Alright, dressed all-white like weddings

In a Hellcat, but I'm higher than Heaven

Awkward silence set in

I don't know God that well, just met him

Look at that price I'm gettin'

Size nine-five, but I'm still big steppin'

One second, just mic checkin'

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven

[Verse 1]

69 with a bitch that's 6'8"

315, six plates, that's big weight

Y'all givin' up splits on a mixtape

Double-XL Freshman gettin' clickbait

Fuck who they talkin' 'bout next when I'm up now (Up now)

Sun comin' up when I come down (Come down)

Just white girl, not tryna wipe, but, wow

Shorty really got it compiled

This cocaine is a hell of a drug

When I mix propane, I be levelin' up

When she pull up in a foreign, couldn't tell what it was

It had a trunk on the front of it like an elephant does

Doin' donuts, goin' dumbo (Dumbo)

Bubble on the stove like gumbo (Gumbo)

About this track

"HELL IS REAL" is a song by Cal Scruby from the album THE DEVIL YOU DON’T, released in 2026. The song was written by Cal Scruby. It was produced by Steezefield.

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She been tryna suck my dick for a hundo

That's a low blow like a trombone

Show up at her front do' knockin'

With the mailman like Stockton

I don't got one, got options

Pot got different color hair like Rodman

Got 'em hollerin', "Hallelujah," like I was chosen (Like I was chosen)

White foreign two-door, that's Luka

White foreign, big body, that's Jokić

[Chorus]

Alright, dressed all-white like weddings

In a Hellcat, but I'm higher than Heaven

Awkward silence set in

I don't know God that well, just met him

Look at that price I'm gettin'

Size nine-five, but I'm still big steppin'

One second, just mic checkin'

One, two, three, four, five, six, six, six

[Verse 2]

Hell is real, I live in this bitch

Been struttin' like God with a ten-inch dick

New Humvee not rented, hoe

That SUV on Emmett Smith

Charge that car on my platinum card

I'm Bradley Coop, it's Limitless

I said, "Leave no witnesses"

Next time, mind yo' business, bitch

Mama said, "Take no prisoners"

I'm not worried 'bout gettin' mo' listeners

Care about me and my team, that's all

I could've been one of your senators

Big backyard with a waterfall

Big bathroom with a "his" and "hers"

House so big, I been home for a month

I swear I didn't know we had visitors

I worked hard and it all worked out

Hurt back then but it doesn't hurt now

Earned my stripes, my chain so long, if I took 'em all off, I could measure first down

Now the cat's gettin' loose in the pound

Now they bark when they used to meow

Changin' the way they talk to me now

They sound like Anthony Towns

[Chorus]

Alright, dressed all-white like weddings

In a Hellcat, but I'm higher than Heaven

Awkward silence set in

I don't know God that well, just met him

Look at that price I'm gettin'

Size nine-five, but I'm still big steppin'

One second, just mic checkin'

One, two, three, four, five, six, six, six

Alright, dressed all-white like weddings

In a Hellcat, but I'm higher than Heaven

Awkward silence set in

I don't know God that well, just met him

Look at that price I'm gettin'

Size nine-five, but I'm still big steppin'

One second, just mic checkin'

One, two, three, four, five, six, six, six

[Outro]

One, two, three, four, five, six, six, six

One, two, three, four, five, six, six, six

One, two, three, four, five, six, six, six

One, two, three, four, five, six, six, six

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