Hottest Take Machine

Activate: The Hottest Take Machine Start calculating Elden Ring is the worst from FromSoftware game Pokemon is boring Katakana is harder to read than Kanji Ketchup is the worst topping Camellia sucks! Vine isn't funny anymore (What?) Oranges are called oranges Why can't apples be called red? Styrofoam tastes really good! Tinfoil tastes way better than styrofoam! G-I-F is pronounced Jiff, and not Geef Hey Camellia! There's not enough bass in here! Laptop keyboards are better than mechanical keyboards VOCALOID sounds WRONG Sus is an actual word So obvious! The best flavor of pizza is hamburger pizza Pineapple definitely belongs on pizza Pineapple has no place on pizza! Pineapple is cool on pizza Bro! Cheese is so overrated! Pineapple goes on pizza The only ingredient that should go on pizza is meat, tons of meat Ketchup is better than MUSTAAAAAARD! Mustard is better than KETCHUUUUUUP! 1BPM is the best BPM In all rhythm games, pausing is cheating Light theme is the superior viewing experience Amen breaks are overused Bacon is overrated Hot take? How about to hot take DEEZ NUTS! Camellia sucks! Mint is actually a garbage flavor I agree with the other guy, mint is actually a garbage flavor There's no such thing as Rhythm Game Music The best osu! game mode is mania Osu!catch is better than any other osu! game mode Alpacas are the best animals in the world! Pancakes are better when they are frozen, and not when they are fresh Speedcore is the worstest genre ever invented I think we could use a little bit more BPM You can never have too much BPM Hottest Take Machine is a banger name! Tea just really isn't that good, coffee is way better