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Elden Ring is the worst from FromSoftware game
Pokemon is boring
Katakana is harder to read than Kanji
Ketchup is the worst topping
Camellia sucks!
Vine isn't funny anymore (What?)
Oranges are called oranges
Why can't apples be called red?
Styrofoam tastes really good!
Tinfoil tastes way better than styrofoam!
G-I-F is pronounced Jiff, and not Geef
Hey Camellia! There's not enough bass in here!
Laptop keyboards are better than mechanical keyboards
VOCALOID sounds WRONG
Sus is an actual word
So obvious!
The best flavor of pizza is hamburger pizza
Pineapple definitely belongs on pizza
Pineapple has no place on pizza!
Pineapple is cool on pizza
Bro! Cheese is so overrated!
Pineapple goes on pizza
The only ingredient that should go on pizza is meat, tons of meat
Ketchup is better than MUSTAAAAAARD!
Mustard is better than KETCHUUUUUUP!
1BPM is the best BPM
In all rhythm games, pausing is cheating
Light theme is the superior viewing experience
Amen breaks are overused
Bacon is overrated
Hot take? How about to hot take DEEZ NUTS!
Camellia sucks!
Mint is actually a garbage flavor
I agree with the other guy, mint is actually a garbage flavor
There's no such thing as Rhythm Game Music
The best osu! game mode is mania
Osu!catch is better than any other osu! game mode
Alpacas are the best animals in the world!
Pancakes are better when they are frozen, and not when they are fresh
Speedcore is the worstest genre ever invented
I think we could use a little bit more BPM
You can never have too much BPM
Hottest Take Machine is a banger name!
Tea just really isn't that good, coffee is way better