Number One Son

Took a walk in the park for a laugh, we had sparkling wine Oh yes, it was dark trees, could not be identified The girl you were with, did she have you on your knees? I shut my mouth, my ears, I don't want to hear you, please Now we're skipping school, going to listen to records Wrapped up in mohair, dissing your elders I dip a chocolate finger, take a sip from my cup Remember what your dad said, "button your lip" You've got to toughen up for him He's the kind who will do you in I should know that it's no fun You will never be Number One Number One Son God I've tried to help but I think I just hinder Find another girl, could she ever be kinder? Love unlike lightning can strike you twice I don't know much, but here's my advice You've got to toughen up for him He's the kind who will do you in I should know that it's no fun You will never be Number One Number One Son