Number One Son

Took a walk in the park for a laugh, we had sparkling wine

Oh yes, it was dark trees, could not be identified

The girl you were with, did she have you on your knees?

I shut my mouth, my ears, I don't want to hear you, please

Now we're skipping school, going to listen to records

Wrapped up in mohair, dissing your elders

I dip a chocolate finger, take a sip from my cup

Remember what your dad said, "button your lip"

You've got to toughen up for him

He's the kind who will do you in

I should know that it's no fun

You will never be Number One

Number One Son

God I've tried to help but I think I just hinder

Find another girl, could she ever be kinder?

Love unlike lightning can strike you twice

I don't know much, but here's my advice

You've got to toughen up for him

He's the kind who will do you in

I should know that it's no fun

You will never be Number One

Number One Son