Plane Crash Blues (I Can't Play the Piano)

This plane is going down Anything to make you feel better At least this time when it explodes into flames No one could say that you're to blame I forgot how to drive That's why I'm taking this flight With all of my shit piled on the passenger seat I just couldn't keep my eyes on the street Now I go ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh This weather's making me crazy Lightning keeps thinking it likes me And I guess I can see why it wants to hit But I am not a light though I am lit I'm just cruising through the stop sign Sorry officer, the radio was blowing my mind They were playing a song gone out of tune Well, I'll take the rhythm, but fuck them blues I'm not sad, not sad, not sad, not sad, not sad at all I'm not sad, not sad, not sad, not sad, not sad at all I'm not sad, not sad, not sad, not sad, not sad at all I'm not sad, not sad, not sad, not sad, not... That's not bad, man, keep going, you can do it, you already did it! You can make no mistakes, you're perfect, you totally got this! Just shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up with all these bad vibes, all this yelling Just shut up! And if your luggage is lost, you can leave without it And if you run out of drugs, you can sleep without 'em, I know you can And if you want to go home, you can call a taxi And if you don't want to talk, you can sit in the backseat My car just touched another And everyone got hurt