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‎surf jerk Lyrics — Car Seat Headrest | Dork

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Car Seat Headrest
‎surf jerk Lyrics

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Car Seat Headrest

‎surf jerk

From Little Pieces of Paper with “No” Written on Them2010

Written by

Lyrics

‎surf jerk

Surfing is like jerking off You've gotta wait for the perfect one Surfing is like jerking off You've gotta wait for the perfect one I got my wax and board Swear to God I'll never get bored Looking for the perfect wave And another wave And another wave Surfing is like jerking off You've gotta wait for the perfect one Surfing is like jerking off You've gotta wait for the perfect one I got my wax and board Swear to God I'll never get bored Looking for the perfect wave And another wave And another wave

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About this track

"‎surf jerk" is a song by Car Seat Headrest from the album Little Pieces of Paper with “No” Written on Them, released in 2010. The song was written by Will Toledo. It was produced by Will Toledo.

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