Oh, Neil

[Verse 1] Oh! Neil I've loved you for so long I never dreamed You'd put me in a song [Verse 2] I'm Carole And I live in Tennessee I never hoped That you'd remember me [Verse 3] Darling, when I saw you at the square dance My pulse skipped a beat My heart felt so heavy Like I had too much to eat [Verse 4] Then you took me walkin' in the moonlight It was, oh, so sublime I had too much molasses And your lips stuck to mine [Bridge, spoken] Oh! Neil I'd even give up a month's supply of chewin' tobacky Just to be known as Mrs. Neil Sedaky My Grandpappy, he don't like your records He said if I play them, I will surely die [Verse 4] Lookout! I see him comin' with his shotgun! There's nothing left to do Oh! Neil I'll surely die for you [Outro, spoken] *pop* (I told that gal not to play them daggone Neil Sedaky records)